Some of you may remember this man - Badman - he wanted to change Home education forever with the most ridiculous proposals! I wrote the alternative version to the 12 Days of Christmas!
On the 1st day of Christmas Badman sent to me -
On the 2nd day of Christmas Badman sent to me:
2 social workers
3 CRB checks,
2 social workers
4 UNCRCs,
3 CRB checks,
2 Social Workers,
10 dodgy curriculums,
9 Ed Advisors,
8 registrations,
7 UN Charters,
6 LEA Guidelines,
5 controlling things,
4 UNCRCs,
3 CRB checks,
2 social workers
On the 11th day of Christmas Badman sent to me
11 Government Policies,
10 dodgy curriculums,
9 Ed Advisors,
8 registrations,
7 UN Charters,
6 LEA Guidelines,
5 controlling things,
4 UNCRCs,
3 CRB checks,
2 social workers
11 Government Policies,
10 dodgy curriculums,
9 Ed Advisors,
8 registrations,
7 UN Charters,
6 LEA Guidelines,
5 controlling things,
4 UNCRCs,
3 CRB checks,
2 social workers
©Carolyn Davison 2009
On the 1st day of Christmas Badman sent to me -
a Handbook on Modern PC;
On the 2nd day of Christmas Badman sent to me:
2 social workers
and a Handbook on Modern PC;
On the 3rd day of Christmas Badman sent to me:
3 CRB checks,
2 social workers
and a Handbook on Modern PC;
On the 4th day of Christmas Badman sent to me:
4 UNCRCs,
3 CRB checks,
2 Social Workers,
and a Handbook on Modern PC;
On the 5th day of Christmas Badman sent to me:
5 controlling things,
4 UNCRCs,
3 CRB Checks,
2 social workers
and a Handbook on Modern PC;
On the 6th Day of Christmas Badman sent to me
6 LEA Guidelines,
5 controlling things,
4 UNCRCs,
3 CRB Checks,
2 social workers
and a Handbook on Modern PC;
On the 7th day of Christmas Badman sent to me:
7 UN Charters,
6 LEA Guidelines,
5 controlling things,
4 UNCRCs,
3 CRB checks,
2 social workers
and a Handbook on Modern PC;
On the 8th day of Christmas Badman sent to me:
8 Registrations,
7 UN Charters,
6 LEA Guidelines,
5 controlling things,
4 UNCRCs,
3 CRB Checks,
2 social workers
and a Handbook on Modern PC;
On the 9th day of Christmas Badman sent to me:
9 Ed Advisors,
8 registrations,
7 UN Charters,
6 LEA Guidelines,
5 controlling things,
4 UNCRCs
3 CRB Checks,
2 social workers
and a Handbook on Modern PC;
On the 10th day of Christmas Badman sent to me:
10 dodgy curriculums,
9 Ed Advisors,
8 registrations,
7 UN Charters,
6 LEA Guidelines,
5 controlling things,
4 UNCRCs,
3 CRB checks,
2 social workers
and a Handbook on Modern PC;
On the 11th day of Christmas Badman sent to me
11 Government Policies,
10 dodgy curriculums,
9 Ed Advisors,
8 registrations,
7 UN Charters,
6 LEA Guidelines,
5 controlling things,
4 UNCRCs,
3 CRB checks,
2 social workers
and a Handbook on Modern PC;
On the 12th day of Christmas my shredder came to me so I shredded:
11 Government Policies,
10 dodgy curriculums,
9 Ed Advisors,
8 registrations,
7 UN Charters,
6 LEA Guidelines,
5 controlling things,
4 UNCRCs,
3 CRB checks,
2 social workers
and a Handbook on Modern PC!
©Carolyn Davison 2009
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