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Friday, 12 April 2013

British Justice?



British Justice?

If I robbed a jewellery store
I’d get 20 years to life!
But I’d get rather less
If I murdered someone’s wife!

If I defrauded lots of cash
The police would be after me!
There are those who get away with it
They are called MPs!

What is British Justice?
Is it just at all?
Especially when the ‘common man’
Is the one to take the fall!

It seems, if you’re an MP
You get away with breaking laws;
You may even be promoted
And start earning millions more!

Where is British Justice
When a man’s shot down dead
By those employed to protect us?
Shooting bullets in his head!

Where is British Justice
When groups shout “Kill the Queen!”?
They never get arrested
You know who I mean!

What is British justice?
I really can not think,
It seems to favour criminals
And those who like pink

What is British justice?
Seems like life ain’t worth a jot
‘Cept if you steal money or jewels
Your body’s left to rot!

So much for British justice
Seems like it’s really bent!
And most of Britain’s criminals
Are in the Houses of Parlia-ment

©Carolyn Davison

Sunday, 7 April 2013

Wash Your Hands

When you go to the loo
Always wash your hands
Because those little things
Called germs
Hang around in bands

They stick to door handles
They grasp onto your food
They get on almost everywhere
I'm not trying to be rude

BUT

Wash your hands - it ain't hard
Wash them with soap and water
And then you won't spread disease
Life will be what it aught'a

AFTER GOING TO THE TOILET WASH YOUR HANDS - TO STOP THE SPREAD OF DISEASE

That was a public health warning given to you by the Department of Clean Hands and Fresh Loos
 
©Carolyn Davison 7th April 2013