On my first day at Eton mummy sent to me
A spanking new brolly
On my second day at Eton mummy sent to me
2 approved mouth guards
and
a spanking new brolly
On my third day at Eton mummy sent to me
3 pairs of hangers
2 approved mouth guards
and
a spanking new brolly
On my fourth day at Eton mummy sent to me
4 swimming trunks
3 pairs of hangers
2 approved mouth guards
and
a spanking new brolly
On my fifth day at Eton mummy sent to me
5 gold cuff links
4 swimming trunks
3 pairs of hanger
2 approved mouth guards
and
a spanking new brolly
On my sixth day at Eton mummy sent to me
6 handkerchiefs
5 gold cuff links
4 swimming trunks
3 pairs of hanger
2 approved mouth guards
and
a spanking new brolly
On my seventh day at Eton mummy sent to me
7 white school collars
6 handkerchiefs
5 gold cuff links
4 swimming trunks
3 pairs of hanger
2 approved mouth guards
and
a spanking new brolly
On my eighth day at Eton mummy sent to me
8 pairs of undies
7 white school collars
6 handkerchiefs
5 gold cuff links
4 swimming trunks
3 pairs of hanger
2 approved mouth guards
and
a spanking new brolly
On my ninth day at Eton mummy sent to me
9 collar studs
8 pairs of undies
7 white school collars
6 handkerchiefs
5 gold cuff links
4 swimming trunks
3 pairs of hanger
2 approved mouth guards
and
a spanking new brolly
On my tenth day at Eton mummy sent to me
10 swimming towels
9 collar studs
8 pairs of undies
7 white school collars
6 handkerchiefs
5 gold cuff links
4 swimming trunks
3 pairs of hanger
2 approved mouth guards
and
a spanking new brolly
On my eleventh day at Eton mummy sent to me
11 personal items
10 swimming towels
9 collar studs
8 pairs of undies
7 white school collars
6 handkerchiefs
5 gold cuff links
4 swimming trunks
3 pairs of hanger
2 approved mouth guards
and
a spanking new brolly
On my twelth day at Eton mummy sent to me
12 pairs of grey socks
11 personal items
10 swimming towels
9 collar studs
8 pairs of undies
7 white school collars
6 handkerchiefs
5 gold cuff links
4 swimming trunks
3 pairs of hanger
2 approved mouth guards
and
a spanking new brolly
On my thirteenth day at Eton the bank manager phoned mummy
and said:
Are you sure you can afford the fees? (£64,134 per year)
© Carolyn Davison
11th December 2012
